Posts by Beaker

Producer of the Moon & Staci KS95 Afternoon Show. Listen weekdays 2-7pm on 94.5 KS95!

R.I.P. Bubble Wrap


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Children of the future won’t know the joy that is popping bubble wrap! Come on Sealed Air Corp.! Think of the children! Sales are falling and they have to compete, so their new product will be called iBubble Wrap. So you’d better buy the old stuff up while you can before they start shipping out a new version of ... Read More »

Now I want Ice Cream

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A couple years ago at the MN State Fair, I took on the 10,000 calorie challenge and tried to eat 10,00 calories of fair food in one day. I couldn’t continue after about 8,500. Even with that experience, I want to eat this whole ice cream sundae. RIGHT. NOW. Yum! Read More »

A horrifying new feature is available to all Googlers

Google Search Shake Up

The feature was first rolled out as an experiment last year but is now available to everyone. You can download and view your entire Google search history! Want to know how? Follow these steps: 1. Go to 2. In the lower right corner, click on ‘Settings’ 3. Click on ‘History’ At this point, you’ll have to sign in with ... Read More »

These parents just might be control freaks


This birthday invite for their son’s first birthday, that’s right FIRST birthday, is so demanding and condescending, it makes me feel a bit sorry for their son. If you got this invite, how would you respond? View post on Read More »

The Hoff is back!

David Hasselhoff

Slo-mo. Fire. Cars. Kung Fu. Dinosaurs. The Hoff. This video starts out great. And it just keeps getting better and better and better until the end! Now I want to ride a dinosaur… Read More »