Playing guitar during Brain Surgery


This is a classic example why I am NOT a brain surgeon.  I would take great pleasure in making the patient’s arms and legs go flying during this procedure. I am a musician.  I play guitar, bass guitar, and a little piano.  I’ve played in bars with some over-enthusiastic patrons throwing things at me.  (Usually in an attempt to stop ... Read More »

Interactive Clothing is closer than you think.


Ever been called a “Smarty Pants”?  Well soon you may actually be able to HAVE them! Answer your phone, change music, turn on lights… all just by touching your pants, or jacket, or shirt. The possibilities could extend to first aid, security, etc… Would YOU wear “Smart Clothes”? – Darrin   Read More »

Beware: The Doghouse!


I’ve spent MY Time here.  Every man has.  If you think you haven’t… you’re wrong… you have. You just weren’t paying attention.  Which is why you’re either: A – Still IN the doghouse.  OR B – Single. Watch.  Learn. – Darrin   Read More »

College Humor Asks: Is your Hero, a Hero?


Today’s Subject:  Uncle Jesse from TV’s “Full House”. News is out that there will be a new “Full House” show coming soon.   As that nears, we look  back on the super cool Uncle Jesse!  The Band, The Hair, The Motorcycle… so cool. Or.. WAS he? Who was YOUR TV hero?  Think about it… in hindsight… Hero or Loser? – Darrin ... Read More »

Grounds Crew Acrobats


Sure, I guess I can see how this would be entertaining.   But the grass CLEARLY says to stay off! If I’m paying for people to cut my lawn… I’m not sure I’d hire Cirque Du Soleil! – Darrin   Read More »

Dumped on TV


We’ve all been there right?  Either we’re really into someone who just wasn’t in to you, or Vise Versa? No matter how that happens, it’s never an easy thing to deal with.  Now imagine you have a chance to deal with it on TV. Gotta give him props for being persistent right?  Ugh.  Feel.  His.  Pain. – Darrin   Read More »