To Anyone, who wants to date… My Daughter…


Oh yes.  As the Father of 3 lovely little ladies, I can attest whole-heartedly, that these thoughts ran rampant thru my mind as I watched my princesses grow. I just didn’t put the the thoughts down so eloquently. Here, a Father speaks the words all us Father’s and Mother’s think and feel. – Darrin Read More »

Hello Pants..


Talk about a BRILLIANT commercial… If you haven’t seen this yet, do yourself a favor. “Hello Lamp”.  “Hello Gary”.  LOL – Darrin Read More »

This is the kind of flight I like to be on…


We’ve all heard the speech a million times.  The dreaded ‘flight-safety’ speech before each flight. Do you follow along?  Do you say it with the FA?  Do you continue to talk while they’re trying to do their jobs? Here’s one way to make sure everyone pays attention AND relaxes a little before take off.. – Darrin Read More »

I DARE you not to smile…


What do you do when you’re 80?  You start crossing off things on your “Bucket-List”. European grandmother Ria Van den Brand is nearly 80 years old, and has never ridden on a roller coaster before. Done and DONE!  Cross this one off the list! – Darrin Read More »

Father suprises Bride and Groom…


No.. not the Bride’s Father.  No… not the Groom’s Father. The FATHER Father. There you are, on your special day.  You’ve waited, planned, dreamed, and longed for this day.  You know where everyone is supposed to be and what they’re going to do.  No worries right? Then, the Father stands up… and does THIS! – Darrin   Read More »

A BEAUTIFUL Day for National Beer Day!

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The Sun is shining, the temps are rising, and you can just FEEL it in the air… Today, is National BEER Day! On this date in 1935, the first Canned Beer came off the line! Here are a few fun facts about Beer! Read More »

World’s Fastest Lawnmower!


Yes, I know, it’s still snowing… HOWEVER, it WILL be time to cut the grass EVENTUALLY! C’mon… Girls… let the man in your life have one of these!  That pesky lawn will be done in NO time!  Which will leave PLENTY of time for him to do all the OTHER things on that ‘Honey-Do’ list of yours! Or… for more ... Read More »

Why is this man being pulled over?


It’s not what you think… he was pulled over for wearing a seatbelt!  Yes.  This officer pulls people over, to thank them for being safe drivers… and then hand’s them cash!! Any of our Twin Cities finest who would like to do the same for me, I will gladly give you my route both too and from work each day!  ... Read More »

We are in trouble! IF there’s a Zombie-Apocalypse…


Just call us “Zombie-Sota”. According to new research Minnesota would be crawling with the UN-dead should there ever be a Zombie-Apocalypse. Based on several factors including: Fitness, Military personnel, Zombie knowledge, and the amount of people with survival skills INCLUDING Laser Tag… See where each state ranks right here. Better to be prepared! – Darrin Read More »