February, 10th 2013

This guy can be a man if he gets persmission. Here are the ways to tell if you or your man are whipped.
1. Has he gone to a movie with sub titles only because you wanted to?
2. Has he ever gone to a garage sale with you?
3. Has he bought you flowers even when he wasn't in trouble?
4. Does he let you watch The Bachelor and only turns to Football during
the commercials?
5. Has he ever written down song lyrics and given them to you?
6. Have you ever bought him something to wear even though it wasn't his
birthday?
7. Has he ever come home from being with the boys because you asked him
to?
8. Has he ever not ordered another drink because you gave him the evil
eye?
9. Has he ever gotten a cell phone because you asked him to?
10. Call you pet names in front of his buddies! (This one really threw
the guys, because they did not realize that honey and sweetly were not
the girls real names.
1 to 3 She has her claws in nice and deep you just don't realize it yet
4 or 5 She has your family jewels in a pickle jar
6 or more You might as well host a Tupperware party.




