OH Mr. Burglar Man... ummm ... did you NOT check out who LIVED in the house you just broke into?
Oh yeah... LL Cool J. Have you SEEN this guy's Arms?! Did you NOT know he plays a cop on TV?!
Last night Mr. Cool J was awakend by some noise downstairs in his house. So, in true NCIS Fashion, he goes to investigate.
Finds a guy robbing him, and promptly jumps the dude! Beating him up badly enough to break his nose and jaw! THEN he called the cops!
The man was arrested on burglery charges. LL will not be charged with assault.
And THAT'S how it's done!
Ok... maybe not EVERYONE should attempt taking down a burglar alone. Calling the police is ALWAYS the right thing to do.
But this story is just TOO awesome!