I understand that as a shoe designer, you have a limited number of shapes to work with. A foot is a foot is a foot, after all. But for the love of Michael J. Fox, please don't ever let this weird shoe hybrid happen again. It's as if the two competing footwear trends for mid-'90s sorority girls — the platform flip flop and the Mary Jane stiletto heel — have been somehow Frankenstein-ed into one completely horrific shoe monster. [$168.95, DV by Dolce Vita]