Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above: Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Minnesota sunbathe.

50 above: New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens

40 above: Italian cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the windows down

20 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota have their last cook-out before it gets cold

0: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Minnesota lick a flagpole

40 below: All work in Hollywood stops. Girl Scouts in Minnesota begin selling cookies door-to-door.

100 below: Santa abandons the north pole. Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

500 below: Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl.