Yep!  Billionaire Richard Branson is hoping to have a colony on Mars by 2015... and I want to program and DJ at 'MARSFM'!

Send ME, Darrin, to Mars!

"Obviously, you are going to want scientists initially," Branson told the New York Post at a chic Conde Nast event in Manhattan honoring tourism visionaries. "You're going to want physicians, you're going to want comedians, you're going to want fun people, beautiful people, ugly people -- a good cross-section of what happens on Earth -- on Mars. People have got to be able to get on together, because it's going to be quite confined."

Well I have the FUN part covered!  Possibly the Ugly part as well... but either way, I am TOTALLY qualified!

Dear Mr. Branson,

My name is Darrin, and I work at KS95 in Minneapolis, and I want to run your new Mars Radio station!

I am a certified scuba diver, Pilot, writer, DJ, and adventurer!  I can do electronic work, building work, drywall, painting, mow the lawn, clean the toilets... whatever!  Select ME, and I will make sure Mars has a BLAST and looks really clean!

Pick me, and you won't regret it!

Sincerely,

Darrin

Whaddya think?