June, 1st 2012

Piranha 3DD
Cast: Ving Rhames, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Lloyd, Garey Busey
Unapologetically tasteless and ridiculous. Bloodthirsty fish, scantily clad victims, quiet contemplation of the human condition. Also, Hasselhoff and Garey Busey together? Expect Baywatch and Point Break references.
Battlefield America
Cast: Tristen M. Carter, Kida Burns, Zach Belandres, Marques Houston, Mekia Cox
PG-13, 1 hr. 46 min.
This movie comes from the same people who made the movie You Got Served. It's the same basic concept - drama built around hip-hop dance competitions. This time around, however, a businessman hires a professional dance instructor to teach a group of misfit tweens the hottest dance moves in preparation for the biggest youth dance battle in Long Beach. So, imagine You Got Served with kids, and that's Battlefield America.
Snow White and the Huntsman
PG-13, 2 hr. 7 min.
Cast: Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth
In a reimagining of the classic fairy tale, Snow White and the Huntsman stars Twilight heroine Kristen Stewart as the titular beauty and Charlize Theron as the evil queen whose quest for immortality prompts her to send a huntsman (Thor's Chris Hemsworth) after Snow White. The tables turn, however, when the huntsman sides with Snow White and offers to train her for the inevitable battle between good and evil. This is not for kids. It has a dark, epic tone, with a lot of action, and special effects.




