Secrets: What Gives You the Creeps?!

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What gives you the creeps? “Mustaches” “Wet money. That’s what gives me the creeps. Pull that gross, boob soup money right straight from the boob crack, in the middle of a hot, humid day and hands it to me.. Cashier here” “When older men call women’s underwear ‘panties!”

Secrets: What is your worst habit?!

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What’s your worst habit?? “I smoke and judge worse habits, like lying, cheating, and stealing.” “Buying Lipsticks and nail polishes. I have more of them than any woman should.” “My worst habits, I love sleeping with all the single men who I work with even with the president of the company.”

Secrets: What's the most embarrassing thing you've got caught doing?!

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What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve been caught doing? “A group of girls and I were shopping in In a boutique store. I went off to a room alone to totally rip a** long and loud! Then I heard a man cough and he was in the same room…” “Most embarrassing thing I’ve been caught doing was fixing my wedgie at work!” “As a kid, I was talking with my butt in a mirror like Ace Ventura and got caught.”

Secrets: How superficial can you go?!

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What’s the most superficial reason a relationship ended in your life?? “I met a person that was so nice, we started becoming friends but I ended up ghosting them because she had Fran Dresher voice. I still feel bad lol.” “I got unfriended and blocked by a friend I’ve known for 16 years because I upgraded to first class on Spirit Airlines.” “I dumped a guy because he had stubby appendages – real hobbit vibes!”

Secrets: What's the stupid fight in your family?!

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What’s that super dumb fight that you always get into with your family members? “Stupid fight…. hubby never closes kitchen drawers and cupboards.” “Stupid fight: How to pronounce “milk”. SOME PEOPLE in the house say “melk ” and that is WRONG.” “My son is willing to disown the rest of us over his ketchup preference. Only Heinz will do!” “My family argues over whatever stupid, petty tantrum my dad wants to throw. He once threatened to ground me because I wouldn’t pass him a bowl of bread rolls that was well within his reach but I had to get up to hand them to him. Wondering if my dad and Twyla are related…”

Secrets: What's annoying you most in life right now?!

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What in life is just driving you nuts right now?? “Most annoying right now….my ex is still breathing and ruining our kids lives.” “EVERYTHING my husband does!” “The amount of times my roommate clogs my toilet and the face he makes when drinking, is annoying me the most!!”

Secrets: If you could legalize a crime, what would it be?!

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What’s the one crime that you wish you could legalize?! “Not sure if it’s a “crime” but I’d love drinking in public legalized. It’d be nice to walk around target with a white claw to drown out the sound of whining kids.” “Punching stupid people so I could knock some sense into them!” “Legalize murder. My brother in law is a nightmare.”

Secrets: I'd rather die than…blank?!

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What would you rather die than have to do?! “I would rather die than be on television in a bikini.” “I’d rather die than be drafted to fight for a war lol.” “I’d rather die than deal with my ex sister-in-law ever again!”

Secrets: #HumbleBrag – Mother's Day Edition

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It’s Mother’s Day this Sunday, why is your mom awesome?! “My mom made it clear to us daily how much we were loved. She passed away in 2019 and her last words were I love you.” “Three years ago my mom fell. 10 days after she fell, they found out that they had missed in the x-ray that she had broken her neck. Today she is doing wonderfully. She kicks my dad’s ass every day. She is my hero.” “My mom supported me without hesitation when I told her I was pregnant at 17, and she helped watch my son so I could still get my RN. Every day I see patients I honor her memory.”

Secrets: What do you know your mom is hiding?!

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What do you know your mom is hiding? “My mom is “hiding” that my sister is the favorite child.” “Mom still smokes, even though she “gave it up” years ago. No judgment, but silly.” “I unfortunately found my mom’s unicorn toys that she hides.”