What are you constantly daydreaming about?! “Reuniting with friends after they leave a cult that I was in for 20 years.” “Constantly daydreaming about having earth shattering unicorn with my incredibly sexy, cut, good looking, & married, general contractor, that I’m crushing on hard!” “I daydream about owning a car. I am 60.”
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What gives you the Icks?! “Guys hairy buttcracks hanging out when they bend over!” “Paper cuts and hangnails! Especially when you catch them on something and can feel the skin wiggle ICK!!!” “Man. Buns. ICK!!!” “Long dirty fingernails.”
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What didn’t you know about guys until you got with one?! “That we have to follow them around to pick up after everything they do… who needs kids!?! Nope!” “The farting!!! Ugh nonstop everyday all day!!! Then I had two sons… I can’t get away!” “I thought when they got a vasectomy, they cut both hangers off, just like a dog. Learned that’s not the case!”
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What’s the one thing you don’t want anyone to know about you?? “I would never want anyone to know I wear my wife’s lingerie around the house while I clean and no one is home.” “I don’t want anyone to know that I’m way more in to guys then women . I’ve been with my with my wife for almost 10 years with 2 kids and when they get old enough I will finally tell them.” “I had unicorn with my boyfriend in a corn maze that my family was also going through.”
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What can’t you resist?! “I cannot resist a man with long hair!” “Doggos! I need to pet all the dogs I come across and tell them how much of a handsome/beautiful puppers they are.” “I can’t resist Reese’s shapes. Eggs. Trees. Pumpkins, all of them…🤤”
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What do you only say in your head but never out loud?! “My secret thought? Why would you want to do that?! whenever someone says they’re getting married.” “In my head… SHUT THE F UP!!!!” “To my child: Actually that artwork sucks.”
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What did you instantly regret?! “I instantly regretted paying $14,000 on a bath tub/shower renovation when I learned I could have done it by myself for under $2000!” “Instant regret… a shot of Everclear.” “Buying into a time share. Immediately regretted it and cancelled 😂”
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What is it about your that is creepy or geeky?? “Creepy: I STARE at people. I don’t even know I am but I’m studying them. It drives my husband crazy.” “We have a massive collection of Harry Potter, Star Wars, Legos, and Transformers in our home reading what we call a display room…” “I have a daddy thing.” “I’m a band geek that never grew up. Currently 23 and play in a community concert band every week.”
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What temptation did you finally give into?? “Harry Potter about 3 years ago. Now I have watched all movies 3+ times and read all the books and yes… I’m a lady!” “I gave in and asked my girl crush out for a date.” “I caved and finally bought an Air Fryer. It’s amazing!”
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What do you do that drives other people crazy?! “I love peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches!!” “When I eat my jaw clicks, it drives my daughter bonkers!” “My O.C.D. cleaning lol.”
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