How did your mom embarrass you?? “My 73 year old mom talks about sex and makes orgasm noises when eating good food while we are at restaurants and in front of my teenaged children.” “When I was trying on prom dresses, my mom yelled from across the store “OH MY GOD ONE OF YOUR BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!” Thanks mom.” “My mom farted so loud during the quiet part of church. I was mortified!”