Secrets: I never thought I’d have to tell someone (Blank) but I did!

I never thought I’d have to tell someone (Blank) but I did! “I never thought I had to tell a grown man how to properly wipe his behind.” “I never thought I’d have to tell a parent that administering a pregnancy test under the ARMPIT of her daughter was incorrect!” “Never thought I would have to tell someone that you don’t deserve a raise for just showing up on time!”