Crisco, Dez & Ryan

Secrets: #SexyFails

What’s your most recent sexy fail?? “I was trying to be all seductive and do a sexy little dance… mid dance, a dust bunny caught my nose. I sneezed and peed a little. Sexy time not so sexy anymore!” “I was on a date and bent over to put on my tennis shoes I farted.” “I pooped, he was into it. Broke up with him right after.”