Why are you a little heavier than you’d like?! “I’m fat because I love Casey’s sausage, egg and cheese croissants and maple long johns.” “I put mayonnaise on everything. Peanut butter on cake donuts from Casey’s daily. Only drink pop, not diet.” “I would pour shredded cheese into a bowl and microwave it and eat it all melted while continuing to stir the separated oil back into the cheese… This is why I’m fat!”