What did you think you would get away with but didn’t? “I’m a social boozer and when I was pregnant with my first baby, I suddenly started drinking water. When I announced, people were like Duh.” “In high school I had unicorn in the back of my car and I thought no one would ever know. Then my mom decided to do something she had never done before and clean out my car for me. She found a “protection” wrapper. Queue a very long and very awkward conversation about abstinence.” “I let one rip in an elevator. I was the only other person in there so… I got busted.”

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices