Secrets: What did your midlife crisis make you do?!

What did your midlife crisis make you do?? “Bought a convertible and got a tramp stamp!” “A random guy I was chatting with invited me back to his room… & I said yes. It was awesome, but I’m married.” “I am my husband’s midlife crisis. I was 28 and he was 40 when we got married. Our second son was born when he was 46!”