What’s the most unsexy thing about you?! “What is the least sexy thing about me? I’m currently gesturing vaguely at my entire body!” “I have silent but violent toots a plenty. They are quiet, but they are mighty.” “My unsexy thing… most women gain beautiful curves when they are overweight. Me? Nope. I look like a beer barrel with a few extra chins.” “My Fred Flintstone Feet.”