#TruthBomb “My boss has been cheating on his wife for the past 5 years.” “I worked at a movie theater in college & we used to save leftover popcorn in huge bags overnight & would mix it into the fresh popcorn the next day.” “From a teacher. They do not grade 90% of the things turned in.”
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What do you wish you could tell your family but you can’t! “That we hate my sister’s fiancé. He’s just the worst!” “I did a wellness check on my brother which ended up in a psych hold and no supported me. I harbor a lot feelings about that. I wish they would have been on my side.” “My brother has been in palliative care for years now. I wish I could tell my family I want him to die already so my mom can live her golden years and not have to take care of him anymore.”
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What’s your worst nightmare?! “Getting stuck in a narrow cave the width of your shoulders OR plane going down. So, just inevitable death.” “Cuddling with somebody and feeling their hot, gross nose breath on my body somewhere! Sick!” “Papercuts all over my body! Gives me chills just thinking about it.” “My worst nightmare would be to burn alive while being trapped somehow!”
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What’s the first thing you do when you get a moment alone?! “Have a nice glass of wine from the skulls of my enemies who have wronged me throughout the years, lol. Or maybe just meditate…” “When I’m alone I put on a squirrel costume and act like a squirrel eating a nut.” “Immediately get naked, get in bed and blast the A/C!”
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What are you putting off!? “My overflowing mountain pile of laundry that’s been accumulating over the past 2 months.” “I once bought a book on procrastination. I never read it.” “Scheduling. My. Vasectomy.”
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What gets you through your day?! “I absolutely hate my 2 jobs but knowing that my family depends on me to bring home a paycheck gets me through the day!” “I’m a preschool teacher. All the hugs and I love Yous get me through the day 🙂” “Adderall and Prozac!”
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I never thought I’d have to tell someone (Blank) but I did! “I never thought I had to tell a grown man how to properly wipe his behind.” “I never thought I’d have to tell a parent that administering a pregnancy test under the ARMPIT of her daughter was incorrect!” “Never thought I would have to tell someone that you don’t deserve a raise for just showing up on time!”
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What’s the last thing someone would guess about you?! “One thing people would never guess about me is that I’ve taken “magic mushrooms” on more than one occasion. I only look sweet and innocent…” “I secretly own 12 rental properties and have millions sitting in the bank.” “I was pretty “open and willing” in my 20’s. I’m very conservative now.”
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What about you screams Minnesotan?! “Checking the weather for … colder by the lake and wind chill.” “We hang out in our garage like it’s part of the house.” “When I leave a get-together, it takes 30 minutes between the moment I say goodbye and when I actually leave…”
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What are you constantly daydreaming about?! “Finding a better job and handing in my notice to my toxic boss.” “Constantly daydreaming about a guy I met at a conference… I regret never asking for his number!” “I’m constantly daydreaming about being a participant in werewolf erotica.”
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