What would you give the world to be able to do?! “I’d give ANYTHING to be able to eat and drink whatever the hell I wanted without gaining an ounce of weight!” “To be a drummer in a rock band!!” “I would give an arm and a leg to start over and be Post Malone’s new baby. I would love that!” “To hug my dad (gone over 35 years) or Mom (gone 4 years) one more time.”

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen at someone’s house? “Maggot field refrigerator I discovered when I delivered groceries.” “I was at a sleepover when I was about 14 and the other girls house was filled with dog pee and dog poop all over the carpet.” “A friend’s family had a poop stick that they kept underneath their bathroom sink. If any of them had extra large poopoos they would chop it up so the toilet wouldn’t clog. Gag.”

What’s your odd phobia that you have that we’ve never heard of?? “I’m afraid of trees that grow in water. The roots look like a cage and I’m afraid of getting stuck in there and drowning.” “Emetophobia. Fear of vomiting. Not just not liking to vomit or see others vomit, but a paralyzing fear that manifests as OCD to avoid germs. Would rather die than vomit!” “I have a butter phobia…”

What’s the #1 thing you’re trying to keep secret right now?? “I slept with my son’s Chemistry teacher so that he would pass him. Otherwise he wouldn’t have graduated.” “I started an only fans page….. I have kids and work with the public…” “I’m in the middle of a Friends With Benefits relationship with a friend who is married.”

What rule can’t you help but break?? “Having unicorn in public.” “Speeding! I’m talking going over 100 mph.” “I won’t sleep with him on the first date. Always happens lol!”

Why can’t you ever go back somewhere ever again?? “I passed out in church a couple of months ago. To this day, I can’t bring myself to set foot in there.” “Banned from a bar in Fairbanks, Alaska for peeing in a Home Depot bucket. In my defense… there was only one stall in the women’s bathroom and 4386 people in line!” “My husband has a lifetime ban from Universal Studios Florida. He took a picture of a woman with large ta-tas and a scandalous outfit and some other woman caught him and told security. Worst part was… that was the 1st and ONLY picture he took on our 4 day trip.

What do you happen to know that other people don’t?? “I know what a lot of my kid’s parents look like without clothes, because we started swinging with them.” “I know my neighbors are on the run from the police and are possibly drug dealers.” “I slept with my boyfriends super hot cousin while my boyfriend was asleep in the next room. I was resentful towards the way he had been treating me. His cousin and I agreed never to talk about this again. This is my first time mentioning it in over 5 years.”

What did you do that made you a terrible friend?? “I slept with my best friend’s mom.” “I would never tell my best friend/roommate that I had been wearing her underwear when I’m to lazy to do laundry.” “I advertently told my best friend what happened to Dumbledore in the end… She had no idea and didn’t talk to me for a week.”

What have you done only once and most likely won’t ever do it again?! “I was talked into cave diving (scuba) in a foreign country… terrifying! Never again!” “One threesome was enough for me!” “Hitchhiked.”