Secrets: What would dad be disappointed to find out?!

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“My dad would be embarrassed to know that my fiancé and I are in to b.d.s.m. as well as my fiancé is my daddy dom…??” “I lost my virginity in his bed…” “My dad’s a cop. He would be very disappointed to know that my weekend “business trips” to Chicago are actually drug runs… gotta keep those soccer moms happy!”

Secrets: What is embarrassing about your dad?!

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With Father’s Day coming up this weekend we want to know, what’s the most embarrassing thing about your dad?? “My dad likes to yell I love you in any public place. He’s done it every year I start school and everyday when he drops me off and if I don’t say it back he will honk his car horn until I say it!” “My dad used to fart and blame it on anyone or any pet that was in the room.” “My father-in-law would wave to my hubby after he got on the school bus in his whitee tightees and white Hanes T-shirt ?? and yell ‘I love you bud!’

Secrets: I'm oddly attracted to…

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What are you oddly attracted to?? “I’m oddly attracted to women’s tatas. I’m a woman. And married to a guy!” “I’m oddly attracted to priests…” “Men’s foreheads, I like the aged tanned wrinkled forehead preferably under a cowboy hat.” “I’m oddly attracted to Lola Bunny. Didn’t know it until very recently but she was part of my bi sexual awakening.”

Secrets: I liked them until I found out (blank)…

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I liked them until I found out… “I liked my now sister-in-law until I she told me she actively pursued my married brother. She told me she didn’t care because she knew his marriage was bad.” “I liked my boss until he went to the bathroom during a zoom meeting and forgot to put the phone on mute… Twice.” “I liked them until I found out they were swingers and tried to get us to “swing” with them. No thank you!!”

Secrets: I hate when people (blank) but I do it too!

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What are you a total hypocrite about? You hate when people do it, but you do it too! “I hate when people make a short story long, but my husband says I do it all the time. Get to the point already!” “I can’t stand know it alls… but I know everything ??” “Crop dusting someone. Funny crop dusting someone, getting crop dusted… Not funny ??”

Secrets: What's the WORST part of your job?!

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What’s the worst part of your job that you just hate?! “I clean newly constructed houses, and have taken pee bottles out of vents, vacuumed up maggots, and scraped decaying dead animals off of basement floors. Yuckkkk!!” “The worst part of my job is my micro managing, controlling boss?? oh, and having to return to the office, boo!” “I’m a teacher and the worst part of my job is the parents that think their kid can do no wrong!”

Secrets: What do you do regularly but the people in your life have no clue?!

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What do you do regularly but the people in your life have no idea?? “Once a week, I wear avocado mash on my face looking like the wicked witch. Great for the skin, then eat the remaining with chips.” “Lash extensions. They look natural & my husband doesn’t notice those things. They’re expensive as hell and make me happy??” “I highly dislike people but am one of the friendliest people you will meet. Ugh.”

Secrets: What is embarrassing scary for you?!

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What are you embarrassed to admit you’re afraid of? “If I watch any movie that has to do with miners stuck in a cave, I freak out. I don’t know why, I just do.” “Latex balloons – I can not be near one, especially when they are being played with. Freaks me out and it’s embarrassing!” “I’m oddly scared of water towers. Really, I just don’t like tanks of any kind, but water towers really do it for me. If I get too close I start to get lightheaded and my heart rate raises when I see them from a distance.” “My scary thing is if my foot touches seaweed in a lake. I’m talking full on meltdown!”

Secrets: What is your worst habit?!

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What’s your bad habit?? “Procrastinating…” “Interrupting!” “Dirty little SECRETS – scratching my butt” “Buying my girlfriend fast food every chance I can to keep her chubby.”

Secrets: What do you wish your spouse was better at?!

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What’s something that you really wish your partner was better at?? Well, our listeners have a lot of wishes! “Multitasking. Don’t just stand there talking, empty the dishwasher or load it.” “Trimming his ear hair!” “Being patient with our infant. #firsttimeparents” “If my husband was better in bed I wouldn’t have to spend so much of my PTO visiting his brother.”