What was your foot in mouth moment? “Asking a coworker how old his young Grandkids were in front of a group at work. Found out they were all his kids.” “Working at the Burger King Drive through window, I told a bigger lady, sorry about your wait. She heard, sorry about your weight… I felt horrible!” “The 1st time my husband told me her loved me, I wasn’t expecting it and I responded “that’s nice”. We still laugh about it now and we have been married 21 years!”
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I never thought I’d have to tell somebody blank? “Never thought I would have to tell my kiddo that you can’t bite the cat back.” “I never thought as an HR rep I would have to tell a woman in her 50’s she has to wear a bra to work and wash her hands after using the restroom.” “Never thought I’d have to tell my professor that I broke a leg riding a horse while preforming a magic show in Mexico to get out of an exam.”
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What strange thing turns you on? “The smell of my husband’s armpits.” “My man’s a mechanic.. his dirty hands get me so excited!” “Dad’s in gym shorts and a tee walking their children. Bonus if they’ve got a dog too.”
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I would “blank” every day of my life, if I could!? “I would swim in the ocean every day if I could. My daughter said she would play with puppies.” “I would play hookie from work every single day and not feel an ounce of guilt!” “Eat seafood and pasta all day, every day!”
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What secret are you keeping from your Mom?! “I moved out of my townhouse & I’m living with my boyfriend who’s 17 years older than me!! And she’s never even met him!” “Secret I’m keeping from Mom is I’m the one that told dad that you cheated on him with his brother.” “Had sex in her bed one night when they were gone. Four times in one night!”
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What’s the most unhealthy thing you do and love it?! “Sometimes I live off gas station food for a week or more at a time.” “Eat ranch on top of Mac and Cheese and then put barbecue sauce in it.” “Taco Bell. I know it’s terrible for me but I would it it every day for every meal if I could!” “Half a block of cream cheese on a bagel.”
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What’s the craziest thought you acted on?! “I had 30 days to see how far I could ride my horse, I started in Hastings, Minnesota made it to Winterset, Iowa.” “Slept with my coworker who was married. Started a three year affair that ended when I became pregnant. Fast forward to now. We are happily married with two beautiful children. No regrets!” “I broke off an engagement to get with a guy I had known for three months. We’ve now been together for over three years and have a one and a half year-old son together.”
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I was young and needed the money… “In my early 20’s I sold our dog to pay the rent. Then I had to lie to my kids about why their puppy was gone.. I still feel bad and it’s been almost 20 years.” “I have attempted to sell feet pics, my eggs, and my body for money.” “My friend & I repo’d a strangers car! It was terrifying!”
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I’ve been dying to (blank)! “I’m dying to unicorn with one of my old coworkers we both want to.” “I’m dying to rent a storage unit so I have space for a 48,000 piece puzzle! #hubbysaysno” “I’ve always wanted to tell my wife that the reason she goes through her underwear so fast is because we both wear them.”
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