What do you get judged for?! “People judging my driving and driving like an old grandpa. Too slow and cautious I guess.” “Judged for letting my grandson eat McDonald’s. Snide remarks on social media when I posted a cute dinner date pic.” “I get judged for eating pizza with a fork and a knife.”
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What will you never admit to?! “That I knew I was ovulating when I got pregnant with my twins, it wasn’t an “accident”.” “I was very close to having an affair. Decided to meet halfway, but he never showed.” “I will never admit that my girlfriend and I slept with a couple cliff divers in Negril, Jamaica. What an experience!! Purr!”
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What is constantly in the back of your mind?! “Moving south, out of MN!” “Every guy I see I’m always wondering what he looks like naked!!” “My daughter’s best friend’s dad. He is so freaking HOT! And I’m married…”
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I JUST learned to (Blank)! “After years of using a laptop, I just learned if you put two fingers on the mouse pad it will allow you to scroll up and down on the screen.” “I just learned, this very second, that if I double tap my Samsung screen it turns on. Lol, I’m a 46 year old man. Thanks Dez!” “I just learned that, in fact, drums are not drumsticks from teeny tiny chickens, but they are a part of the wing. I am 43 years old.” “I’m 28 and I just found out that moonlight is a reflection of the sun. Always just thought it was bright…” “37 years old, pregnant with my second child, just learned at my last ultrasound that the baby is PEEING inside me!”
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What do you do on purpose to upset someone?! “When my mother-in-law brings up having kids/grandbabies, I always correct her with “kittens” or “grandkitties”. Makes her so mad lol, leave me alone!” “Living, I guess, to annoy my teenager.” “I do mocking impressions of my wife and they drive her up the wall!!”
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I’m getting really sick of…! “Sick of people always on their phones and other devices when out for dinner and ignoring the rest of us. If you don’t want to interact with the group stay home!” “I’m so sick of 7th graders attitudes towards their teachers. Pray for us school teachers, we have 30 days left!” “Already so sick of the Minnesota construction!”
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What’s your absolute worst parent moment?! “My husband put our son in the stroller and we didn’t check to make sure he was buckled. As we walked, he slid out and my husband ran over him with the stroller.” “I accidentally sexted my 11 year old son instead of my husband.” “My son almost died when I opened the garage door and his arm got caught in the track. Severed 7 tendons, the ulnar nerve and an artery. Worst day, ever! 5 days in the hospital.”
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What decision are you struggling with right now?! “I’m struggling to decide whether or not to start a business with my significant other.” “I’m struggling with a decision to cut off my relationship with my alcoholic sister who is toxic in so many ways and is soooo bad for my mental health.” “The decision I’m struggling with is, do I tell him I love him or do I let the self-preservation take over again..?”
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What have you been hiding for years?! “I have $28k in an acct my husband doesn’t know about from selling things online.” “I know my friends spouse had an affair. It’s been 34 years and still haven’t told her. Bad situation.” “I’m hiding art my dad painted before he got married and had kids. It’s the kind of things that mysteriously disappear when family visit.”
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