What Are You Really Doing When Working From Home?
“Smoking weed and playing sudoku”
“I nap…a lot.”
“I’ve hit the golf course once or twice”
What Fear Do yOu Have Trouble Explaining?
“I’m afraid of frogs” – Dez had one stuck in her shower!
“I have a fear of baby corn…like the ones in stir fry”
“I’m terrified to be mauled by a bear”
What Can’t You Stop Complaining About?
“The Twins!!”
“My mother-in-law and nearly everything she does”
“Grown adults acting like children and throwing tantrums”
What Place Brings Back Embarrassing Memories?
“The dog park where I lost my virginity”
“Wisconsin Dells. My ex woke me up at 6am, dumped me, and left me there to find a ride home”
“”Stillwater bowl. New shoes stuck to the floor and I face planted!”
If You Could Steal One Thing What Would it Be?
“Dez would steal someones metabolism”
“Queen Elizabeth’s crown!”
“I would steal Amazon. The whole company. It’d be mine.”
What’s the ONE Thing You Refuse to Change About Yourself?
“The fact that everything about me is all natural”
“I’m blunt as it gets with no filter. You’ll never have to guess what I’m thinking”
“My love for PUMPKIN SPICE!”
What’s The Most Embarassing Thing That’s Happened at a Funeral?
“Walked into the wrong funeral!”
“My grandpas funeral. My dad introduced his new wife to my mom. Not the best time for that.”
“I was requested to sing at my grandmas funeral. I blanked on the lyrics!”
What’s Your Unpopular Opinion?
“Michael Jackson…overrated”
“Summer is the worst season of the year. I’d take a Minnesota winter over a Minnesota summer every day of the week”
“Now that TJ said Nickelback is good I’m second guessing whether they are good…”
What’s The Secret Code Word to Do…Something Else?
“I’m taking the kids to Dairy Queen”
“I’m a teacher and we say we have a ‘meeting’ after school, when we are really going to drink.”
What Did You Find Out After Someone Passed Away?
“Found out my grandma was an alcoholic”
“my great grandma was a ‘madam’ and ran a brothel”
“My grandpa became a bootlegger to keep the farm from going under”