I Don’t Care How Weird it is I’ll never stop. . .
“Eating pork chops with apple sauce” “Wearing a fanny pack!” “Picking pimples and thoroughly inspecting them like gold!”
Your dirty Little SECRETS
Why Can’t You Look Them In The Eye?
“Because she slept with my ex.” “My co-worker, she’s been trying to hook up with our boss even though she’s married!” “One night stand that I fell for, but he isn’t in to me.”
How Are You Secretly Relieving Stress?
“Unicorn toys and video games.” “Smoking my medical THC vape for stress.” “Unicorn toys and video games.”
What Are You Boycotting Until the Day You Die?
“My airbags didn’t go off during a crash. I’m boycotting that brand!”. “I’m boycotting anything Apple”. “The restaurant in my neighborhood. Hair in my food, no fries, manager didn’t try to fix it.”
What do you enjoy even though you shouldn’t?
“When Olympic skaters fall”. “When a total Jerk at work got CANNED.” “When my friend who wouldn’t shut up about her health trend got fat again!”.
What’s The Weirdest Thing You Did as a Kid?
“I use to eat the cats food out of her bowl, pretending to be a kitty cat”. “When I was 3 I picked up gum off the sidewalk and chewed it!”. “My cousin grew up on a farm and use to love to run through cow dung”.
What Do You Hope People Find Out About You?
“That I like older people more for a date”. “I wish people know that just because I’m smiling, it doesn’t mean that I’m not battling things internally. I wish people would reach out.”
What’s bugging you right now?
“My co-workers and I doing all the work and our boss taking the credit” / “Dez playing the celebrity name game” / “My ex wife keeps BARELY breaking the restraining order”