What Tiny Thing Irritates You?
“When people slurp their food” / “wind chimes” / “That Ryan NEVER reads the positive Crisco texts on air!”
What Question Will You Always Answer with “No”?
“Can my mom move in?” / “Can you bail me out of jail?” / “Do you want to get married . . . AGAIN?”
What Can’t You Be Trusted With?
“The nanny” / “Top The Tater dip” / “A deadline. . . I have the WORST perception of time”
What Can’t You Be Trusted With?
“The nanny” / “Top The Tater dip” / “A deadline. . . I have the WORST perception of time”
Fill in the blank: I have a strange relationship with. . . ?
“licorice” / “My old boss..wink wink” / “Golden Doodles, I’m obsessed!”
What’s your weird attraction?
“Bald guys with beards” / “My mans big ol’ belly” / “Man buns….I love a good man bun”
“I’m a manager at a dog grooming salon, and I’ll give discounts if people are having trouble making ends meet”
“I secretly paid a friends back owed daycare bill”
“I love to put quarters in the gum ball machines so kids get all excited!”
“My drunk sister and law accidentally sent me a drunk picture of my brother-in-laws. . .dirty parts”
“My first marriage”
“My 8th grade fashion choices”
“Doing a summersault in the bar. . . I hurt myself”
We are only friends because…..
“Because he owns the house and rent is cheap!”
“She calls me her BFF only when she needs things”
“I’m using them for their body”??